Cubs fan and cute! Look out ladies!!
When do I get to go to my first game daddy?
Are you looking at my butt?!
Maybe if I pretend I am sleeping, this ***** will stop talking about the Cubs!
Daddy is going to tell you the story about the heroic 84 Cubs, evil Steve Garvey, and the moronic Leon Durham
I think all this Cubs nonsense is grounds for divorce!
Sorry son, you have inherited your fathers love of the Cubs.